BLOG POST 14 Jan 2017

You lie and I’ll swear to it!

I know more than my generals.

I know more than the Intelligence community.

I’ll work with Vladimir Putin to resolve the issue of a free press.

I’ll look out for working Americans.

I was elected by a majority of voters.

I don’t demean people who disagree with me, or threaten to sue them.

I respect women.

I welcome immigrants to the US.

I want to pay my share of taxes, unlike other American Presidents.

My tweets are well thought out.

I take my meds.

I support affordable health care for Americans.

I don’t talk about my wife and family in the locker room.

I didn’t say my daughter is a piece of ass nor grope random women.

A nuclear arms race is sane for the world.

Russian hackers didn’t try to influence American (Norwegian, Ukrainian, French, Greek, Italian, Netherlands) elections.

My University offered valuable courses.

My threats to foreign countries and companies are appreciated.

I’m not replacing the critters in “the swamp” with more voracious critters.

I treat elected officials with respect.

I will work to ensure Americans breathe clean air and drink safe water.

I’ll send actual letters to Congress, rather than Tweets, to outline my policy decisions.

Mexico appreciates the idea of building a big wall along the border.

Four years from now we’ll all laugh at how great I’ve made America.

Several websites offer black arm bands. I have mine.